When he wasn't dabbling in cocaine, Sigmund Freud grappled with the psychiatric question to which he was famously unable to provide an answer -- "What do women want?" It's a subject that has prompted countless lines of inquiry from Mel Gibson movies to ribald columns in men's interest magazines to e-books on the Art of Seduction, written by pimply, would-be online Don Juans. If you were to take Sweet Krissy as a case study, though, the answer would be very simple – cock.

My mother always used to say that you could tell a lot about a girl from her Amazon wish list. In Krissy's case you can find everything from the nondescriptly titled 'Rubber Slapper (12 in.long)' to the 'Pearl Panther (with rotating climax beads)', which, after perusing her website, I can confirm tell you a lot about where the interests of this young lady lie...

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